Why Do Nepalis Have Really Unmoanable Names?

Deeds in bed are considered sacred, however, the modernized version says otherwise. While enacting the sacred deeds making your partner moan has become mandatory. To top it off, moaning your partner’s name is a get-to-go for couples involved in such a sacred act.

The westernized things are really intriguing and we Nepalis are really fond of them. From clothes to bed routines, we are always keen to steal these things.

Proudly enough, we Nepalis are better known for improvising stolen things into our own versions. When it comes to deeds in bed, surprisingly we Nepalis are not creative despite all the vulgar jokes we like to make. While our attempts to rip off westernized culture, our names become a hindrance during bed routines. To burst your bubble, Nepali names are really incompatible in bed as our names are really unmoanable.

Just for an instance, imagine your crush or someone special moaning your name. You can imagine them moaning but not with your name. It’s all because of the typical name that has been given to you by some priests or your elders.

Meanings Behind Typical Nepali Names

While naming their child, Nepali parents usually choose a meaningful name for their children according to their own choices. Hilariously enough, Nepali parents always try to name their children with a unique meaningful name.

While flipping through the pages of different names, our Nepali parent’s eyes ironically go to Sanskrit words and their meanings. These Sanskrit words are really religious and this might sound wrong to both partners when used during the bed routines.

Take, for instance, the Sanskrit word ‘Pranay’ which means romance. The word itself and the meaning behind it sound pleasing to the ear. However, when used in the bed routines this name might put off the whole act as the name is unmoanable.

Sorry, but the name can be quite unpleasing to hear when used by your partner while enacting a sacred deed. We cannot say how but let your imagination visualize the whole situation.

God names

Yes, our Nepali parents like to give their children god’s name. Well, it’s a blessing to be named after a god. However, it can be a curse when it comes to bed plans. If you love to hear your partner moaning with your name then it might be a blasphemous act. And considering how religious we Nepalis are, these names will always be forbidden in bed.

Common names

The most unmoanable names will be that of your immediate family. It’s not a big surprise as Nepalis will encounter two or three people with the same name as theirs in a crowd. Considering how we Nepalis have common names, our siblings’ or long-lost relatives’ name matches our partners’ name.

No matter how deep you are in a relationship, one just couldn’t do the bed rituals with someone having the same name as their relatives. To top it off, if your present partner got the same name as your past then you can just pray my dear friend!

Focus on studies

Maybe it’s the strategy used by our parents to name their children with unmoanable names, so we could focus more on the studies. That might be the reason why we Nepalis are good when it comes to studying but have zero knowledge when it comes to deeds in bed. This also explains why we Nepalis are best at indecent jokes and sex-starved most of the time because of these unmoanable names handed by our parents.

God knows why Nepalis have really unmoanable names. If you are so much into having your partner moan your name then sorry friend you might need to consider that! However, if it doesn’t involve you or your partner’s name then you are good to go with the sacred ritual.