If Nepali Politicians Were Not Political Leaders, What Would Be Their Alternate Careers?

In a parallel universe where Nepal’s political figures pursued careers outside the dirty politics, we find ourselves laughing at the unexpected and sometimes surprising paths they might have taken. Let’s take a humorous journey into the alternate professions of some prominent politicians:

1. KP Oli – Standup Comedian

Known for his witty remarks and sharp tongue in politics, KP Oli might have excelled as the funniest stand-up comedian in Nepal. His humor could transcend political boundaries and bring laughter to audiences across the nation.

2. Gagan Thapa – Owner of Goat Farm

While surrounded by rumors of misappropriating government funds for a goat farm, Gagan Thapa could have taken his love for animals and become a successful goat farm owner. People may still playfully refer to him as the “goat farmer” despite the unfounded rumors.

3. Pushpa Kamal Dahal – PUBG Player

In the virtual battleground, Pushpa Kamal Dahal could have emerged as a great PUBG player, showcasing strategic prowess and achieving an impressive kill-to-death ratio. Who wouldn’t want to team up with the former Maoist leader in the gaming world?

4. Top Bahadur Rayamhji and Bal Krishna Khand – Consultancy Duo

Teaming up as partners in a consultancy, this dynamic duo could grant visa of Nepali youth by opening a consultancy business. They will provide special service if you want to go the USA.

5. Sher Bahadur Deuba – Astrologer

Looking at his interest in astrology, Sher Bahadur Deuba might have become a renowned astrologer, predicting the future with the same determination he displayed in politics. Perhaps people would line up to get a glimpse into their destinies from the former Prime Minister.

6. Madhav Nepal and Baburam Bhattarai – Real Estate Agents

Just imagine them as successful real estate agents, helping people find their dream homes and land in prime Kathmandu locations. Or maybe you don’t need to imagine.

7. Balen and Harka Sampang – Unemployed FB Shitposters

In the world of social media, Balen and Harka Sampang might find themselves as prolific but unemployed Facebook shitposters. Their timelines would be filled with humorous and, at times, updates that keep their followers entertained. Do let us know if you would suggest them another better career and add some other politicians as well in the comment section!